belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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