Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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