She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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