Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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