What a fucking waste of an outfit
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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