C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
