Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Still dying that you shit outside
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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