I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize