in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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