Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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