ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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