I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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