i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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