Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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