id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The adults are the big ones right?
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