And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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