Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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