I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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