dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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