i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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