Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Drunk is not a location!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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