A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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