Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
