How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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