Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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