real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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