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He kissed a someone with a penis
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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