Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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