i need an iv and a liver transplant
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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