And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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