just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We are two peas in an std pod
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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