We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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