In America we eat man semen.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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