Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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