just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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