I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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