I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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