wake up i wanna do it froggy style
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
