ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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