what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
