Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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