new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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