Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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