his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
