I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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