If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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