So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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