Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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