that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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