Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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