i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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