Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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