Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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