No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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